Shitty pictures, but this was taken in October 2007. I was pumping gas at the time when all of a sudden I saw a guy riding a tall ass red unicycle. Straight out of the Circus! In the picture, he stopped and leaned against a pole waiting for traffic to clear. So cool!

The quality of this pictures came out really shitty but the story behind it is HILARIOUS! Picture was taken in October 2007… a night I will never forget.

After work one night, a couple of my co workers and I decided to go out for some drinks. One of my girls, Meg* needs to stop at an ATM for some money, so we stopped at a Bank of America on the way to the bar. It so happened that there was a bum lounging inside of the ATM. Meg was so scared to go inside by herself so we kind of waited to see if the bum was going to leave. 3 minutes later, the bum opens the door and starts yelling out, “I can’t find my purse!” Starts walking back and forth in front of the door yelling at people about her purse. Then… the funniest thing happened. She grabs the door and starts humping it (picture was taking at that time)!!  I never laughed so hard in my whole entire life. Meg ended up not getting her money and borrowed money for drinks.

This underwear was found at a Filense Basement around May 2007. Ladies and gentlemen… this is what a female size 11 looks like. After this disgusting but awesome find, I made a promise to myself NEVER to be THIS fat. I think I went to the gym that same day.

This was found at a McDonalds drive-thru around May 2007. The sign was covering the speaker where you needed to talk to the cashier. There’s a lot of different reasons why this is funny in which there’s no need for me to explain. One thing I will tell you is,  that sign was held up by 4 Big Mac stickers!

I walked into work today, like I do every weekday and decided to go into the kitchen to make my favorite Cranberry-Apple tea. One of my co workers, Victoria*, walked into the kitchen minutes later and started telling me how she loves to stay up late but has trouble falling asleep. I exchanged tips on how I go to sleep, including doing things in the dark the last few hours before I want to go to sleep like; reading a book with a desk lamp or watching tv.

 We started walking back to our desk when she asked me to do her a favor. The caring person that I am, I said sure and asked her what she needed. She asked me how she could leave her phone number on the back of her cell phone without writing on it. It took me a few seconds to realize that I could just P-Touch the number on the back of it.

As I made the new phone number label and removed the old yellow Post-It off of her cell phone, it made me realize…. am I going to forget my phone number too when I get older? I’ve had the same cell phone number since 2005 and I also have the same house phone number since 1996, I plan on keeping both numbers for as long as possible (most likely until I date a stalker and need to change my numbers).

When I asked myself that question, I kind of laughed about it and told myself that it would be silly if I forgot my own number, but then I realized that I don’t even know my best friend’s or my boyfriend’s numbers by heart. But I blame technology for that when they invented speed dial. I guess I have to think of different ways so that  I can remember my own cell phone number like using Phone Spell or even mind tricks to help me remember numbers. If everything else fails, P-Touch will be my best friend.